Let someone else be the life of the party. You’re tired; you just worry about showing up.
Princess Aurora From Sleeping Beauty
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With this costume, it's actually expected of you to sleep. And you'll look like royalty doing it. So find the comfiest spot you can at the party (maybe a bedroom, if no one's making out in there?
) and get some well-deserved shut-eye.Thinkstock
Rip Van Winkle
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This dude's a haggard old man, so you could probably get a little shifty and grab some beers and just sit in the corner. People will probaby expect that of you. There is some potential that you'll have to explain your costume to a few people, but whatever. If you don't feel like talking you could always just fall asleep. For like, 20 years.
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