The perfect gift guide for the worst gifts.

Bronzed Door Knocker With Balls by Doorballs

For that friend who loves a good bang up against the door. $199.99 USD.

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BigMouth Inc Happy Birthday Toilet Paper

For that friend who wipes their rear once a year. $8.99.

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Acupuncture Pig Model

For that friend who CANNOT stop talking about pig acupuncture. $35.

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Thumbs Up! Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper

For that friend who is always taking a dump in total darkness. $6.92.

amazon.com

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