Crumbs in your bra every goddamn day.
Your idea of fun is anything that revolves around food.
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Because happiness to you is being fed and being full.
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So you take food very seriously, far more seriously than others.
You can match any guy when it comes to eating.
"The bigger portion is for me, right?"