“I kinda dickslapped him.”
The patient who broke the waiting room silence with porn:
"I was at my psychiatrist's office. I take out my phone to google something — turns out the last thing I watched was porn. Really LOUD PORN. So that shit turned on... and it scared me so much that I dropped my phone under my seat.
So the soundtrack in the waiting room was a woman moaning."—Toya Davis, Facebook
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This guy who really didn't need to touch his doctor's knee:
"My husband went to the doctor for his knee, which was achy and clicking. The doctor assured him it wasn't anything serious by saying, 'if you were to feel my knee, it does the same thing.' So [my] husband slowly reaches out and puts his hand on the doctor's knee. Queue awkward silence for a few seconds until the doc said 'please don't touch my knee' and my husband left the room in mortified silence!"
—alih26
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This woman who just couldn’t hold it in:
"I farted during a gyno exam, like when her face was right there."
—Sam Meehan, Facebook
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