They destroy everything they touch.
There are two kinds of people in this world: People who know that olives are gross, and fucking psychopaths.
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No matter what colour the olive is, they all come in the same flavour: Rancid salty ass.
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And their revolting juices contaminate any food they come in contact with.
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There is nothing more tragic than ordering a big plate of nachos, only to realize you didn't specify "no olives," so now you can't eat the nachos.
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