You have strong opinions about umbrellas.
The weather is a mysterious beast that can be cloudy, raining, and shining sunshine in your eyes all at once.
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You're pretty used to wildlife finding ways to crop up in your everyday city life.
The inner workings of TriMet are embedded in your brain.
You have significant experience with the stigma against umbrellas.
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