Nine months of awkwardness.
For example, you might have had some "pregnancy wind" (aka gas) at the worst possible time.
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Or maybe you had a sudden coughing fit at the mall and accidentally peed your pants.
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Perhaps some creepy rando started rubbing your belly in public while saying you were glowing.
Or maybe your father-in-law was rubbing your belly, trying to feel the baby's head, when his hand went further south than either of you wanted. Ugh.
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